Ode to the Automan Empire

discovered this when deleting old backups, and put quick gauge. Don't even remember ever writing this . . .

All these blokes who drive an Auto
seem to be completely blotto.
They never drive you anywhere
without demanding excess fare.

And worst of all, they sometimes will
talk politics to you until
you find their views so unappealing
they give you a queasy feeling.

Wouldn’t life be so much better
if someone put them through a shredder?
Then they’d all be good and dead
and we could take the bus instead.