Friday, November 30, 2007



I love this guy, an indian comic character. Not just that my pen is an inspiration of his, but becoz of the humor in his stories. its rather hillarious beyond reasoning. I've grown-up reading the stories from Tinkle and obviously this is the character which i still believe reflects the humor and character in me....



Below are some of his jokes, i hope to present some more later....



Suppandi's jokes


Master: suppandi, have you finished stitching the buttons on my shirt?

Suppandi: no master! i could not find any buttons.

Master: now how on earth will i wear that shirt to office?

Suppandi: i have stitched up the button holes instead. Now you won't need buttons any more.



Joke 1


Once Suppandi's master's book had been torn. Suppandi stitched it back with thread. His master advised him to use super glue to stitch or stick together anything as it gives better results. Then One Day-


Master: Suppandi, iron my new and expensive suit as it has to be worn on the wedding tonight. That evening-

Master: Suppandi, give me my suit.

Suppandi: Here it is.

Master: What has happened to it? What do you think you did to it?

Suppandi: The suit had been stitched together with thread, so I removed all the thread and stuck it together with super glue. Doesn't it give a much better result.

Master: S-U-P-P-A-N-D-I!!!! You're fired! Get out.


Joke 2

One day Suppandi was playing football with his master's son. He had been posted as goalkeeper. Then the opposition charged towards his goal and kicked the ball into the goal from right beside his legs. The masters son was boiling with anger.


Son: Why didn't you stop the ball Suppandi?
Suppandi: Why in the world should I stop it? What is the net in the goal for?


Joke 3


One day Suppandi and his master were returning from somewhere in the intense heat.


Master: The sun has darkened our skins Suppandi. Suppandi agreed. The next day-

Master: Suppandi! Get me a bottle of hair dye from the neighbouring store. After some time-
Master: Suppandi, didn't you get that bottle.
Suppandi: I went to